The Single Guy

I started dating a new girl.

And I must say.. I think being single has its pluses
1) You can do your own thing on weekend, nobody else to check with
2) You can watch porn and have wild monkey sex http://nymag.com/news/features/70976/
3) You can hire prostitutes like Charlie Sheen and have wild monkey sex

Then again... it can be lonely as an old man filled with regret waiting to die alone (quoted from Inception).

So anyways I dunno, maybe the answer is to date an easy going girl and continue doing 1,2,3 above ???